if justin bieber doesn’t have a teddy bear named justin biebear then what’s the point
selenur ain’t the only one she’s keepin’ an eye out for
how often do you find a person that admires your little weird habits, puts up with your shit, and still can say they like you at the end of the day?
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

worse feeling ever to be asked this question by the one you love
omfg literally my bf and I a few weeks ago

be-a-shreddedkunt-or-die-mirin:
kiss - push-ups
…how many can you do?
This would be cute until I hit failure and fucking crush her LMAO
^^^^
Can you not self promo on my posts.

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.